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Double Jump My Heart

The female Scout model was released to the world today! Read this thread for more info.

In dedication to fλde and Neko for their fabulous work on the female scout, I present to you a love song titled…

DOUBLE JUMP MY HEART

First time I laid eyes on her,
I could hardly look away.
The way she runs across that map,
and her beautiful custom spray.

She was running ‘cross that bridge,
While I spun up my minigun.
I tried to pull the trigger,
but her beauty left me stunned.

[CHORUS]
She’s got freckles and brown eyes,
She’s a work of art.

She’s faster than fast.
Double-Jump my heart.

She ran past me like a blur,
Turned to find her, she was gone.
I wanted to see her again,
But I had to respawn.

She grabbed our inteligence,
Went to the ramp, she wasn’t there.
I ran down to the sewers,
couldn’t find her anywhere.

[CHORUS]
She’s got long legs and a pony tail,
and plus she’s smart.

dodge all those bullets,
(and) Double-Jump my heart.

Take it away engineer!

[BRIDGE 1]
Whoa whoa.
She’s a female scout and I’m after her with love.
Female Scout!
She’s a different breed of scout, yeah.

At last I found her on the deck,
Before I could speak she had left.
being a heavy, I run so slow,
She’s so quick, I feel so bereft.

I watch her duelin’ a demo man,
She takes him down lightening quick.
I’m so impressed by her mad skillz,
I fall in love with one mouse click.

[CHORUS]
If they get in her way,
She takes them apart.

Swing that baseball bat
(and) Double-Jump my heart.

[BRIDGE 2]
Under the grate, our eyes finally met,
face-to-face away from all the rest.
My lovestruck lips couldn’t shape any words,
before her buckshot stole the air from my chest.

Now I’m waiting to respawn,
to tell the truth, I just don’t care.
I met the girl of my dreams,
and my love I did declare.

Finally I’m back in the game,
and I seek her out again.
suddenly her connection drops.
and my search is all in vain.

[CHORUS]
She runs like the wind,
breaking me apart.

But I’ll remember you always,
Double-Jump my heart!

I’m in love with a female scout.

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February 24th, 2008Team Fortress News Read More >No Comments

The Other Well. Atleast if you ask WesWilson! But hey, let’s don’t. Ask Chaos or Devilturnip! They will tell you that Granary is actually a good map! Also, Big update for TF2, which put our servers down on Valentine’s day. Let’s just all be thankful we got a podcast this week with everyone being so infatuated with AudioSurf!!

Here just a few more tidbits you can expect: