VI DAY!

Victory on the Internet Day has been declared! The war is over! Who won? We don't know! Yet!

Luckily, I, Robin Walker, was up all night building a kill-calculating machine for just such an eventuality. We turned it on, the building filled with smoke, and right now a fireman is yelling at me to leave the building with everyone else. I'll leave when they pry this tiny netbook out of my cold dead hands. Or when an angry fireman fireman-carries me out of the office, which is what is happening right now. Anyway, once all the firemen calm down, we'll announce the War results with today's huge update. To pass the time, go get yourself a fresh mouse and start reloading this page as fast as you possibly can.

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 17th, 2009

News: 2.4 Status Update

It's definitely about time we tell you what has been going on.
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The 2.4 patch has been coming along nicely. All that is left to do is a few small tweaks and some more testing. However, no release date has been set just yet.

Here are some screenshots of four (that's right, four) new maps that will be included in this upcoming patch.

Genesis (Type: Attack and Defend the Zone)Brand new map and gametype. One team tries to get to and stay in the zone while the other tries to keep them out. Teams switch roles 3 times (4 quarters)
Ksour (Type: Invade/Defend)Remake of a TFC map by Zouave of the same name.
Fusion (Type: Invade/Defend the Zone)Brand new map and gametype. Similar to Attack and Defend the Zone, but with multiple zones. Teams switch roles after one team captures all 3 zones.
Napoli (Type: Invade/Defend)Complete re-imagining of a CS:S map of the same name.

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 17th, 2009

Countdown: War ends in less than an hour

You heard right As of noon PST today, the Demoman/Soldier WAR! is over. The score is, as of this writing:

Demoman Killed: 6,323,921

Dead Soldiers: 6,298,465

It all comes down to this. I'd give you a motivational speech right now, but the time you wasted reading it would be less time you spent making a difference on the battlefield. Go ahead and break the bad news to your grandfather: YOU are officially now the greatest generation.

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 17th, 2009

It’s Close: 5,727,928 Soldiers, 5,742,720 Demos

Adding in the points awarded to our recent Propaganda Contest winners—60,000 frags added to the Killed Demomen score and 25,000 added to the Killed Soldier score—the war currently stands neck-and-neck at 5,727,928 Killed Soldiers to 5,742,720 Killed Demos. We need to stress to you that we have not gamed these numbers in any way: After a solid week of gut-grinding combat and an astonishing 11,470,648 total kills, the Demomen and Soldiers are separated by a mere 14,792 points.

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 17th, 2009

Propaganda contest winners!

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 16th, 2009

The Big Red One

Soldiers continue to hold the lead in the war—but like an M&M lodged up their collective noses, the Demoman refuses to melt away quietly. In other M&M-Stuck-Up-Drew-Wolf's-Nose metaphor news, the Soldier's lead remains thin as a candy coating. In fact, judging from our most recent numbers (4923531 Soldiers killed to 5056134 Demomen killed), the Demo actually seems to be closing the gap as the War hurtles to a close.

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 15th, 2009

Casualties of War

If there is a tragedy in war (besides all the killing), it is that there must be a loser. Currently, we all know who that loser is.

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 14th, 2009

Weekend Update

The Soldier/Demo war has generated more email than any event in Team Fortress history. The number one question I'm being asked is "are you going to publish any new information over the weekend?" Absolutely we are. In fact, here's some news right now: As of THIS MOMENT, there is still an M&M lodged up TF artist Drew Wolf's nose. Drew's in the hospital, and the entire team's thoughts and prayers go out to that brave little peanut M&M. Well, have a great weekend everyone!

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 12th, 2009

War, Day 2

A day later, the war rages on—the kill tally is, quite literally, in the millions, and the forums are alive with the sounds of people having good, friendly fun while hurling bitter, teary-eyed recrimination at one another.

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Filed under Team Fortress News : Comments (0) : Dec 11th, 2009

It’s a Bloodbath!

In the sixteen hours since war was declared between the Demoman and the Soldier, a whopping 2,681,005 kills (and counting) have been tallied. That's bloody astonishing! And it's all thanks to you! You should all be proud of yourselves!

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